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Thank you to Ms. Stephanie for the following disturbing information:

My favorite sleeping Molly stories...
1. This dates back to high school, when Molly slept over at my house on a Friday night. At some point early on Saturday morning, she stretched out her arms and, in the process, punched me in the jaw. She followed this lovely gesture up by saying, "make me some pancakes, BITCH!" What a sweet pillow-talker she is!
2. When we lived in the dorms as college freshmen, Molly cut her arm hair in her sleep with scissors from off the desk that was in between our beds. Sadly, I did not personally witness this, but needless to say I started tucking all sharp objects away in drawers before we went to sleep...