Let me explain...

For the past couple months, I've been living with my almost-divorced sister, Molly. Due to insinuating circumstances, Molly and I are forced to share a big, cozy California king bed. After many evenings of coming in late, I've come to the realization that Molly has a major issue: She talks in her sleep. Now I know what you're thinking, everyone talks in their sleep, right? Not the case. There are times that I've been screamed at, laughed at, ridiculed and joked with - all with Molly's subconscious, catatonic state. So, in the celebration of her nighttime conversations, I have decided to dedicate a blog to my sister, Molly.

This is a picture of my sister. Looks, pretty normal right? Yeah she's normal...when she's awake.